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Chromebook

Sales Consultant: No, an external cd drive won't work on a Chromebook.
Customer: But by God's will it will work. Won't it?

#work things #things customers say

Stolen Dance
by Milky Chance
from Sadnecessary

getthesoundoffyourhead:

Milky Chance - Stolen Dance

Take Me to Church
by Hozier
from Take Me to Church- EP

alternativealley:

Take Me to Church // Hozier

Mill Street Brewery (at The Mill Street Brewery Beer Hall)

Mill Street Brewery (at The Mill Street Brewery Beer Hall)

#mill street brewery #distillery district #mill street #toronto

nosdrinker:

all puppies report immediately to my bedroom for naptime and cuddles

(via tinyghosties)

tastefullyoffensive:

[youeatbabies]
trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

(via healthandpositivity)

Romwe
 &. Choies.

Things that make retail bearable

"You have great hair"
"It looks like it’s from a commercial"

#work things #things customers say #:)

Reasons I hate retail

  • BO
  • bad BO
  • REALLY bad BO
  • cigarette breath
  • meat breath
  • booze breath
  • cigarette reek
  • unknown reek

Bonus points:

  • 1 or more of the above plus a personal space invasion

#work things

Mexicans were here!

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

If you can work out with no headphones, you are a different kind of beast. And I admire you.

(via qetfit)